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Funny Shayari in Hindi For Friends


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Funny Shayari in Hindi For Friends


Meri taraf se apko ek pappi, apki
Saheli ko ek pappi, Apki saheli ki
Saheli ko ek pappi, Bataun kyun?
Aaj hi mere dog ne 10 pappi ko
janam diya hai.



Mere marne ke baad jab mera
Janaza uski gali se nikla, Mere marne
Ke baad, jab mera janaza uski gali
Se nikla, Woh khidki pe aayi aur boli,
Yeh sala bhi tapak gaya!!
Funny Shayari in Hindi For Friends

Khyalon ko kisi aahat ki aas rehti
Hai, Nighan ko kisi surat ki talash
Rehti hai, Tere bina koi kami to nahi
Ae dost! Bas gali wali JAMADARNI
Udas rehti hai.

Apple ka joos mango ka joos Tarbooj
Ka joos tomato ka joos, Pineapple
Ka joos kaju ka joos, Jo SMS na
Kare vo maha kanjus
😜😜😜

Q:   What did Gabbar Singh ask
      His mom when he was born?
A:   Ma! ‘Kitne aadmi the?’

Hindi Funny Shayari

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Funny Shayari in Hindi



Kya meri shakal chhohe se milti
Hai?
Kya meri naak hathi jaisi hai?
Kya meri aankhen langur jaisi
Hain?
Fir usne kyon kaha ki meri shakal
Tumse milti hai?


Mandir mein puja karta hun,
Masjid mein namaz padhta hun,
Insaan se bhagwan na ban jaun,
Isliye roz tumhe SMS kar ke paap
Karta hun.

Q:   kiss karte waqt ladki aankh
      Kyun band kar leti hai?
A:   Kyunki woh kisi hal mein ladke
     Ko khush nahin dekh sakti.
Funny Shayari in Hindi For Friends
Q:   India ke sare kutte kamzor
      Kyon hote hain?
A:   Kyonki Dharmendra unka
     Khoon pee jata hai!


Q:   “Aap apni patni ko party
      Mein kyon nahin laate?”
A:   “Kyunki woh gaon ki hai!”
     “Achchha! Mujhe to lagta tha
      Ki aap ki hai!”

Best Funny Shayari in Hindi For Friends

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Na ‘Sachhai’ Badi Hai Na ‘Khuddari’
Badi Hai, Na ‘Bhalai’ Badi hai Na
‘Imandari’ Badi Hai, Bada who hai
Jiske ghar ke bahar  MERCEDES
BENZ khadi hai.
Funny Shayari in Hindi
Shahjahan ne Tajmahal ki har
Deewar ko dekha, Har meenar ko
Dekha, Har khidki ko dekha Aur
Bola… Maa kasam!! Mazaak-mazaak
Mai Bahut Kharcha Ho Gaya!!!

Shaam hote hi yeh dil udaas hota
Hai, Toote khwabon ke siva kuchh
Na pass hota hai, Aapki yaad aise
Waqt bahut aati hai, Jab BANDAR
Koi aas-pas hota hai.


Sab yaad tumhi ko karte hain,
Tumhare aane ki aahat se bhi darte
Hain, na jite hai na marte hai, aap
Hume plz batain ki…aap CLOSE-UP
Kyon nahin karte hai.

Funny Shayari in Hindi For Friends


Shaadi ke din ghoonghat uthaaya
Aur poochhaa ‘Madam ka naam kya
Hai? Jawaab-Naam da nai pata vya
Maan nal kitaa ieee??

Mein sawan hoon tum baadal ho,
Mein normal hoon tum pagal ho,
Mein pani hoon tum tanki ho,
Mein tarzan hoon tum monkey ho!!
Funny Shayari in Hindi

Vo bhi kya din the jab log hame
Kiss kiya karte the. Magar afsos us
Waqt hum 2 saal ke hua karte the


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